Antonio Perez

"the devil's in the details, he's got your gold watch and chain"
andrewbridgman:

you are 29 years old and your birthday is tomorrow
someone sent you a buzzfeed link about being 30 because of your birthday being tomorrow
you have a 30th birthday party planned with some friends
your aunt sent you a birthday card for your 30th birthday because she always sends birthday cards a little early
you told your boss you’re leaving work early tomorrow because it’s your 30th birthday
you’re all like “whoa I’m gonna be 30 tomorrow, crazy”
when you go to the bar the bouncer guy says “whoa, someone’s turning 30 tomorrow”
you’re like “haha yeah I’m gonna be 30 tomorrow”
one of your friends is like “wow time passes so fast”
you’re like “yeah I know”
when midnight strikes your friend says “happy birthday”
you say technically you were born at 7:15 am so you’ve got a few more hours until your birthday (aka the day you turn 30)
that friend says it’s birthDAY not birthTIME so you ARE 30
you say “fine, it is my birthday, but I won’t be exactly 30 years old until 7:15 am. at 7:15 am I will be 30 years old.”
your friend is like “oh yeah, that makes sense. you are still 29 but very close to 30”
you agree. 30 is the age you will be at that time.
you head home at 12:30 because you want to get some sleep because you have a birthday party after work
you wake up at 7:03 am. you are still 29 but almost 30 but not quite yet.
you remember you are actually 20 but are in a coma where you’ve been hallucinating the last 10 years of your life
you die at age 20

andrewbridgman:

  1. you are 29 years old and your birthday is tomorrow
  2. someone sent you a buzzfeed link about being 30 because of your birthday being tomorrow
  3. you have a 30th birthday party planned with some friends
  4. your aunt sent you a birthday card for your 30th birthday because she always sends birthday cards a little early
  5. you told your boss you’re leaving work early tomorrow because it’s your 30th birthday
  6. you’re all like “whoa I’m gonna be 30 tomorrow, crazy”
  7. when you go to the bar the bouncer guy says “whoa, someone’s turning 30 tomorrow”
  8. you’re like “haha yeah I’m gonna be 30 tomorrow”
  9. one of your friends is like “wow time passes so fast”
  10. you’re like “yeah I know”
  11. when midnight strikes your friend says “happy birthday”
  12. you say technically you were born at 7:15 am so you’ve got a few more hours until your birthday (aka the day you turn 30)
  13. that friend says it’s birthDAY not birthTIME so you ARE 30
  14. you say “fine, it is my birthday, but I won’t be exactly 30 years old until 7:15 am. at 7:15 am I will be 30 years old.”
  15. your friend is like “oh yeah, that makes sense. you are still 29 but very close to 30”
  16. you agree. 30 is the age you will be at that time.
  17. you head home at 12:30 because you want to get some sleep because you have a birthday party after work
  18. you wake up at 7:03 am. you are still 29 but almost 30 but not quite yet.
  19. you remember you are actually 20 but are in a coma where you’ve been hallucinating the last 10 years of your life
  20. you die at age 20

(via collegehumor)